My crypto assets are very distressed and my portfolio is in deep red. Please send a couple of million to my portfolio from that one thousand million recovery fund.
And where will they keep this billion?
Stick it in a bank?
In CZ’s back pocket?
Change it to doge and give it to Elon to look after?
Or will it get gambled away like all the other money that these degenerates get their fingers on?
The guy skipped the bull market marketing and spending hundreds of millions like others did… (The whole FTX arena deal for example was like $130 million contract, and was just 1 thing).
How do I apply for this CZ? I only need a little bit to get back to even.
I see CZ on photos with hair , and on some photos bald head. So does he have a hair or not ?
How about for ‘distressed crypto portfolios’?
This is a move by Binance to buy up distressed crypto at cheap prices
This isn’t charity, this is chasing those who are suffering and trying to fuck them
Binance will become the hypercentralised Microsoft of crypto.
Dear Mr. CZ,
My crypto assets are very distressed and my portfolio is in deep red. Please send a couple of million to my portfolio from that one thousand million recovery fund.
Best Regards,
u/kryptoNoob69420
$1bn recovery fund for PR for Binance.
And where will they keep this billion?
Stick it in a bank?
In CZ’s back pocket?
Change it to doge and give it to Elon to look after?
Or will it get gambled away like all the other money that these degenerates get their fingers on?
Is it enough?
Funny how they spell “investment and pr fund”
The guy skipped the bull market marketing and spending hundreds of millions like others did… (The whole FTX arena deal for example was like $130 million contract, and was just 1 thing).
Now he has a lot of bullets to throw.
If we could find $9B somewhere, this would be enough to save FTX. Please look under your pillows and in your gf’s handbags people
Not trusting this one
Too big to fail mechanism activated
Binance is everywhere.
Spreading their business
>“If that’s not enough we can allocate more,”
Exactly what I was thinking. $1B is too low for Binance and they can definitely do more.
I hope it’s not all in BNB
Making sure Binance gets all those funds just incase.
Very favorable terms to binance, I assume
where are they going to find all those money
What happens when your master plan to destroy your main competitor backfires on the entire industry.