FBI Raids FTX Aligned Auditing Agency’s Workplaces in Decentraland
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>Special Agent Waldon scoffed “I might be new to this crypto thing, but from my understanding of the metaverse if an avatar dies in the metaverse they die in real-life
lmao… that was 20 years ago. New technology now will only give your avatar the dead Zuck look
Can they arrest creepy Sam already
Do they put them in metaverse Jail too ?
>As Prager Metis CEO, Glenn Friedman’s avatar was led out of the office in handcuffs he is reported to have yelled “get your damn mits off my avatar, you feds!”
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>Searching through the pixelated metaverse based office building, FBI agent avatars collected numerous NFTs & in-game items belonging to the audit firm. Sources confirmed that these items have been taken back to the FBI’s Decentraland office for further review & analysis.
I literally almost puked all over my phone reading this article lol. Can only imagine characters like Steve from MC running around Decentraland, storming firm offices…this was a funny read.
Reports are saying this is the most users Decentraland has ever seen on at once.
Is Glen Friedman a real person or is Sam bankman fried in the head just very bad at making up names?
Wat, decentraland is basically empty. What do they expect to find?
I am ready to seize him in Bahamas.
Good news.
Ha! Good one.
“heavily armed FBI agent avatars”
meta-raids?
I can’t tell if this is satire or real. What a clown world.
Did they go “hut hut hut”?
Goddamn time togo all in on decentralized we hit 100 users that’s atleast a 70% boost in liquidity????
Today, I’m thankful for this. Gobble Gobble dumbfucks
It’s the new Counter Strike
“Things got serious when 4 executives in “Among Us” avatars start tea-baging our forces, but we could reduce them in time before they destroyed more evidence” – FBI Metaverse Corps.
What a beautiful sentence.
How does law enforcement jurisdiction work when entering a delusional fantasy land, is there some kind of mutual jurisdiction agreement?
anarchists were in decentraland to stop the feds but when they saw them they were just glad to not be lonely anymore..
^^/s
They found SBF playing League of Legends on one computer and losing customers funds in poker in the Metaverse as well
Can’t be real
Raid inside the Metaverse I suppose.
Is it sad I laughed at this or the fact I get the joke. I’m Such a tech Geek.
Ahhh yes….. The raid no one asked for but the one we needed. I literally thought at first what in the Minecraft / roblox shit is going on.
The future is *definitely* now
Arrest sbf already.